This here is something you oughta do, go watch The Founder an’ fuck everybody else. Brains? Overrated. Literacy? Overrated. Potential? Fuck that, that’s what losers think they have. No. None of that shit. Persistence. You wanna make it big? Persistence is the key. Fuck everybody else.
I have to write this down, before I forget it. Why? Because I imagine that I will. You know what makes or breaks everybody even before they give it a try? Imagination. They don’t picture themselves as if they’ve succeeded. So here’s to number one on the list: Continue reading
… just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair… (Disclaimer: quote source highly controversial, so… whatever. Shush!).
Proof: here. But that thing also feel like sarcasm, if you’re ignoring the lesser known Murphy law of efficient effort (if you try hard enough, you put your foot up your own arse). Obviously, Pyrrhus of Epirus is no longer required reading in school, since the sarcastic ones don’t understand lawyers and fundamentalist book-burners have no sense of humor. By all means, let’s get rrrrreadyyy to baaannn… To the bloody john with y’all.
A new article in Techcrunch called “Disrupting the wrong stuff” just made my day. It’s better written than all my posts and yet, in half a page, manages to prove my point. Yes, mon ami, that’s the whole point. Stop wasting time and money on free internet and USB sticks and hoverboards and start bloody curing cancer, ending global hunger, stop dealing with dictators and other human rights violators and bloody increase the quality of all our lives regardless of country, religion or skin color. You know, the stuff that nobody wants to deal with… I mean, if a bloody movie like Deadpool (which I sort of like) that hasn’t even touched the China market and hasn’t screened in bloody 3D (which I hate almost as much as stupidity and/or vegan diets) can make 750 million dollars on a 58 million dollar budget, hell, everything’s possible. Then again, 50 shades of bloody grey made 500+ million worldwide, so maybe we’re really that bloody stupid and completely miss the point.