… just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair… (Disclaimer: quote source highly controversial, so… whatever. Shush!).
Proof: here. But that thing also feel like sarcasm, if you’re ignoring the lesser known Murphy law of efficient effort (if you try hard enough, you put your foot up your own arse). Obviously, Pyrrhus of Epirus is no longer required reading in school, since the sarcastic ones don’t understand lawyers and fundamentalist book-burners have no sense of humor. By all means, let’s get rrrrreadyyy to baaannn… To the bloody john with y’all.
Well, today has been incredible™. It’s been so bloody incredible I can’t stands it no more. Yepper, that bad. The “ancient chinese saying” fits, I guess: may you live in interesting times.. I’m officially puckered out. The only way it could have been worse would have been getting fired, something happening to my family or my pee-pee falling off – so I guess I’m good, thank you very much. Though I’m sort of afraid of going to the bathroom, come to think of it.. AND IT’S ONLY 4PM, BLOODY HELL!!!